varastasin reedel pariisi lennujaama laundžist "tatleri". mida? see oli seda tüüpi päev (strasbourg-pariis-stockholm-tallinn) kui tegelt ei taha midagi rohkem teada majanduskriisist või barack obamast või isegi uuest nikon d90st. igatahes, kõige muu kohta kommenteerima ei hakka, aga "new social concepts" lõik sisaldas siiski paari täitsa tabavat terminit. loomulikult range diskleimeriga, et kõik üle21sed kasutagu neid omal riisikol ja väga ettevaatlikult.

texpectcation - the agony of waiting for a text from someone you fancy. 'I met a hot boy at mahiki on wednesday and since then I've had serious texpectation.'

chairdrobe - accumulating discarded outfits on a chair in a bedroom leads to this slightly more sophisticated version of a 'floordrobe'. 'mummy can you get my versace dress drycleaned? It's on the chairdrobe.'

vacationship - a fling rekindled whenever the participants meet up in their usual holiday destinations, with no expectations that it will be sustained back in britain. 'oh, I've known harry for years - we always have a vacationship in mustique.'

fakebook - asking someone you hate to be a friend on facebook (or accepting their invitation). 'i can't believe that bitch camilla has fakebooked me.'

kodak courage - facebook-induced phenomenon - the result of party photos now being posted on the net within 12 hours. attention-seekers are likely to be afflicted hamming up their antics so that they seem like fun and crazy people when they get 'tagged'.

nillionaire - someone with no money. merely a temporary state for most who use the term. 'i don't get paid till next week -- i'm a total nillionaire.'

procrasturbate - self-gratifying procrastination: 'i had so much homework but i spent all day procrasturbating.' not (necessarily) as dirty as it sounds.

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